Man pleasures self in McDonald's drive-thru [POV of one-eyed monster]
- 11 years ago
A 69-year-old Florida man was caught pleasuring himself in a McDonald's drive-thru, then grabbed a cashier after paying for his food on September 21. The pantless senior citizen, Steve Orville Clemons, was arrested by Sumter County law enforcement at a gas station not far from the Wildwood McDonald's. He was then released on a $500 bail.
It is not clear precisely when the man removed his pants, according to his own sex organ.
"All I know is we were going along and all of a sudden sunlight poured down on me and I noted a fresh breeze," the member said.
"I was gently caressed, lovingly," the body part added.
The penis said they had been going through a McDonald's drive-thru when the impromptu stroking took place. This was confirmed by the stomach, which had been agitated with a feeling of neglect, it said.
"I was having a sensational time," the air astronaut said, "but things went bad when I saw the hands grab those of the cashier lady."
"I was ripe with anticipation," the fleshy appendage admitted, "it has been years and years since I felt the plush embrace of youthful fingers, but she was completely uninterested."
He also added that the young woman appeared a bit terrified, slamming the window shut and picking up a telephone, upon seeing him.
After the rejection, the penis said they drove along until they stopped at a nearby gas station. He said he remembers seeing a police officer approach the vehicle until his vision was completely obscured by what he believes was a t-shirt.
The phallus confessed that was the last pretty girl he has seen since. The head declined to comment on the incident.
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It is not clear precisely when the man removed his pants, according to his own sex organ.
"All I know is we were going along and all of a sudden sunlight poured down on me and I noted a fresh breeze," the member said.
"I was gently caressed, lovingly," the body part added.
The penis said they had been going through a McDonald's drive-thru when the impromptu stroking took place. This was confirmed by the stomach, which had been agitated with a feeling of neglect, it said.
"I was having a sensational time," the air astronaut said, "but things went bad when I saw the hands grab those of the cashier lady."
"I was ripe with anticipation," the fleshy appendage admitted, "it has been years and years since I felt the plush embrace of youthful fingers, but she was completely uninterested."
He also added that the young woman appeared a bit terrified, slamming the window shut and picking up a telephone, upon seeing him.
After the rejection, the penis said they drove along until they stopped at a nearby gas station. He said he remembers seeing a police officer approach the vehicle until his vision was completely obscured by what he believes was a t-shirt.
The phallus confessed that was the last pretty girl he has seen since. The head declined to comment on the incident.
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