Rageaholic Movie Review: ABRAXAS: Guardian of the Universe

The Rageaholic
The Rageaholic
  • 10 years ago
The Rageaholic digs up a movie best left buried and rotting, when he takes on the 1991 B-Action Disaster "Abraxas", featuring former Minnesota governor Jesse 'The Body' Ventura. Hilarity ensues.

Warning: Contains Canadians, Smooth Jazz, and Alien Rape.

Intro Music: Anthem - Shadow Walk
Ending Music: One Last Thing - Dave Koz

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