Super Street Fighter 4 and Why it Blows - The Rageaholic

After countless requests - and hate mail - The Rageaholic reviews Capcom's latest cash-in. Now that we've established that Street Fighter 4 Sucks and SUPER SF4 blows... the circle is complete, my young padawan. So please... no more 'upgrades', Capcom, unless you plan on making the game faster than a turtle covered in molasses.

Intro Music: Guile Stage Music - MegaDriver
Ending Music: Pantera - Proud to be Loud

Warning: Contains medieval back-alley abortions, pterodactyls getting their taints pierced, and a syphilitic purple-haired ponce with more priority than Jesus.