Gigli - Worst Monologue in History (aka "Dyke-a-saurus-rex"i)

This is perhaps the worst monologue in the history of film from the worst movie ever made: Gigli. Hitman Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) is unloading all his misogynistic grievances on fellow hitwoman Ricki (J-Lo) about not being able to have her...because she is a lesbian and she has made it clear that she is not interested in a relationship with her.

Because I could not find this travesty of a scene myself, I have preserved it on the internet (lord knows how long) for all to watch and be horrified by.