Cristiano Ronaldo Steals Cars and Scares Locals in 'Grand Theft Auto V'

As perhaps the most famous soccer player in the world, Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo can, within an earshot of reason, do basically whatever he wants. But what if we removed reason from the equation? If Ronaldo could live in a world where he could go about his life without consequence, stealing cars, changing up his hair style, and starting 10-car pileups on the highway? Such a world exists—at least in digital space. I'm talking, of course, about the Grand Theft Auto universe.