The Holy Fanfiction IV: A Space Odyssey Opening 1

The opening to the currently being written fourth in the series under the name of "The Holy Fanfiction" or "The Worst Thing Ever Written" depending on how you're reading it. Part 1 will be posted to fanfiction.net soon. Enjoy the opening! Any and all mistakes found within are completely intentional and are put there for comedy purposes.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wYwonZv67llECoK4-IQt23FVxCToDwO5qXu5_ngapdM/edit?usp=sharing