Winnie the Ur takes Toronto

  • 15 years ago
The giant doom dragon Winnie the Ur was going through one of her periodic rages and had tramped over from Lake Winnepeg to flatten Toronto.Whilst she was pushing ocer the CN Tower she looked through one of its windows and noticed the President and Vice President of the United States cowering in fear near a resteraunt table.

Grunting with effort,the supersized Godzilla snuck in a paw and pulled out the two flailing
leaders and examined them as they ran too and fro and her
leathery palm.Suddenly the Vice President charged off her paw and went "SPPPLATTTT" eighteen hundred feet below.

President Obama looked over and down at the
tiny red blotch way below and then looked up at the toothy reptilian looking down at him
"Soooooo Winnie,How'd you like to be my Vice President?"...

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