How to Play Brawl Like a Man (Episode 1)

  • 15 years ago
The first episode of "How to Play Brawl Like a Man" is here.

Episode 1: What is Manly?
In this video, you will learn the secret origins of the Manly style of fighting in Brawl and the 12 rules that make up its core belief structure. Laugh and cry at the only mention of Ganondorf as sexy on the entirety on youtube. Scratch your head at the usage of Subspace Emissary footage as a backstory. Feel Apathetic at some of the manliest footage on the net. Also, No Marth.

How to Play Brawl Like a Man is a Machinima/How-to series that teaches players the REAL way to play Brawl and any other video game. It turns out you've all been playing games wrong the whole time. Why play like a Pro with skills when you can play like a MAN? People who ignore this video, aren't worthy of this awesome and potent knowledge.

Warning: The following show contains extreme manliness. Pregnant women and the feint of heart should turn away. Taking this series too seriously may lead to no sense of humor, looking like an idiot, and anal leakage.

Stay tuned for Episode 2, where we will introduce the Man Tier.

Also, feel free to send videos of you playing like a man. I'll try to give you a video critique of what you're doing wrong, and if your footage is manly enough, I may even ask you to use it on a future episode. So, get man-fighting.

Music:
-Waiting Room Theme (Brawl)
-Men in Tights (Main Theme)
-Go Go Naruto!
-Melee Theme
-Birdhouse in your Soul (Songs to Wear Pants to Cover)
-Main Theme from Requiem for a Dream (Thanks to owrbzero for telling me what that damned epic song is called!)
PS. FALCON PUNCH!