Shut The Fuck Up, Lady

This woman SITTING THREE FUCKING FEET FROM ME in this coffee shop has been yapping on her cellphone for the last 45 minutes straight. Ok, this isn't a fucking library but it isn't your own personal office either you rude cunt. Jesus Christ, nobody wants to hear about your shitty screenplay that is "Lost Boys meets Wild Orchids" or your shitty upcoming hippie vacation to Montana. I hope a grizzly bear rapes and kills you after it pauses to take a shit in your vagina. I hate you so goddamn much. Shut the fuck up.