GDragon Heartbreaker Parody

Basic storyline: GD's girl left him. However, he's more upset that she ate all his apples before she left than her breaking his heart. She did it just to spite him because she doesn't even like eating canned apples, which is what he's referring to when he says "I thought you hate it". She even ate it after he marked the cans with the letter "G" to show that it was his. GD however quickly gets over the canned apple because he knows he has better apples saved up. He taunts the girl with his imported apples, and tells her she will never be able to taste its sweetness. GD is serious about these apples, as he guards them day and night, no matter what. Unfortunately, she managed to sneak in and take a bite out of all his apples. GD is baffled when he walked in to check on his babies to find them all half eaten. He is left bewildered as to how she could have guessed his sophisticated password of "G".

NOTE:
Chica is spanish for "girl"
Butt leaks, well that's pretty much diarrhea