"i cant believe it's not butter" available on itunes

i think this song would be great for a food substitute commercial. "i cant believe its not butter", a funny commercial of a man crying as he waves goodbye to a police car with lights driving away...as the camera zooms in on the back window we see a tub of butter handcuffed. As the camera pans back to the man a tub of "i cant believe its not butter is floating down with angel wings into his outstretched arms. He smiles and is content. i cant believe its not butter has smooth the aching heart once again."

yes you can pay me for this bitches.
i' am an ad sherman think tank army of one genius.