Naru Narusagawa: The Illegitimate Daughter of Captain Falcon

The reason why Captain Falcon chose Rick Wheeler/Ryu Suzaku to the the new Captain Falcon instead of his illegitimate daughter is that she's a complete psycho bitch who punches nuclear bombs when angry, killing dozens of innocent people in the process.

This was originally on my YouTube channel but their copyright people became butthurt over this for some reason.