VGAISF #11 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (Simon West, 2001)

Surprise, surprise: that movie was... doodie on a stick! Angelina Jolie is TERRIBLE, Daniel 'James Blonde' Craig manages to be worse, Jon Voight might have deserved the death penalty... Nothing makes sense, the action is weak, dialogues are ludicrous, and the music is a daring 'techno vomit' style!!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT watch that train-wreck under any circumstance: the fate of humanity might depend on it...
Enjoy the short version though!! ;)