WALTER MOERS Adolf in my bunker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Moers
English version:
I'm sitting in my bunker
Berlin 1945. The world is burning, Germany is lying in ashes and Japan isnt doing well anymore either. But one person isnt giving up.

There's still light in the Führerbunker...

I'm sitting in my bunker in the middle of berlin
I've got prussic acid caps and enough gasoline
The Air Force is gone, the marine, the army
WW II is no fun anymore
Capitulation - nope, I think nothing of that
I've got 3 meters of reinforced concrete above me
Capitulation, nope

Adolf, you old nazi sow
capitulate after all"
And you think I'm going to capitulate?
I never capitulate!
No, I capitulate not!

I'm in state of war with 53 countries
and the bombs not on England but on Germany
these aliied bomber formations are nerving
because there throwing not bombs but bomb carpets
Nobody listens to me, everybody does what they want
and behind everything is this Churchill guy
that hurts, that hurts, I'm standing alone
with Blondi and a bottle of Chantré

"Adolf, you old nazi sow
capitulate after all"
No, I capitulate not!
I never capitulate!

No fucking way at all that Churchill
should laugh up his sleeves in the end!
No, this Churchill guy! I capitulate not! I never capitulate!
Well, I never! There, there, Blondi. Yes, we won't capitulate!
No, fear not, we still might even win the war!
Think so. I'm still quite confident.
Actually.
http://www.kleines-arschloch.de/