Par Brunhila
This is a story about how one overly sexual teen can totally ruin a good raid night. It takes place during a 25 man guild raid in Bastion of Twilight and features members of my guild "Crucial" on Exodar.

This song is a parody of "La Isla Bonita" by Madonna. I play the guitar and drum and do all of the vocals. I also recorded, filmed and edited this video myself.

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MMO Lolita
(Parody song written by: Brunhila)

You've got to be kidding me.

Last night in Bastion of Twilight,
One guy brought this child along - she was so wrong,
Young girl who talked like a nympho,
Sexified everything she'd say and I'm not ok,

Chorus:
She said she was a teen,
Maybe I'm just being mean,
But horny kids are so obscene.
MMO Lolita
Slash flirt with all the guys,
Slash rude to all their wives,
I slash glare and despise,
MMO Lolita

On vent she will not stop talking trash,
Her mommy is so uncool, boys make her drool,
The sexual connotations,
Make her sound like she's so stupid, she's just a kid.

[chorus]

I want to kill bosses, blow off some steam,
Hangin' out with my guildies, we work as a team,
When this pervy girl makes me cringe and all I can do,
Is think of my daughters and hope...

I hope, they don't act like you.

Last night in Bastion of Twilight,
I employed the slash ignore and mute alright.

[chorus twice]

La la la la la la la TMI TMI
La la la la la la la Keep it in Trade chat.

She flirts with all the guys.
She's always talking trash.
She sounds like such a brat.
She's driving me crazy.

Don't stand so close to me.
You're much too young girl.