Par TheGreyFoo
Stupid hair, a stupid dream, everything I needed to make a stupid movie.

Back in early December (2011), I had a most peculiar dream, which I have tried my best to replicate here in all its random silliness. It was originally slated for a Christmas release, but my general tardiness was compounded by a broken hand, sorry it's been a while!

The song will be available for download sometime in the near future, on the new album (say when I've got 5 together). If you're interested in my other songs, you can find an entire album, Spacebar Clown, available at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/greyfoo

I suppose this song might be commentary about in-game character hairstyle choices and the apparent intentions and intelligence of their players, but really, it's just silly fun straight out of my silly head.

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It is the time of Winter Veil, and all across Azeroth,
the meek, the innocent and the young at heart
converge upon the halls of ironforge,
to visit Greatfather Winter, their Santa,
to hear his cheerful festive tales...

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STUPID HAIR

See this guy roll into town
in immaculate gear,
his spec's impeccable,
yeah yeah, he's a legend
among his peers.

Can't put my finger on it,
why I feel so put out
'til he takes his helmet off...

CHORUS
Must be that stupid hair,
look at that stupid hair.
Stupid hair's just a barbershop visit away.

Have you heard, the latest in style is transmogrified.
Your clothes are sharp, Baby but something's
crawled on your head and died.

Can't put my finger on it,
why I wanna look, just like you...

CHORUS

You gotta get with it sisters,
tease it, tie it, style it dry it.
You gotta get with it brothers,
gel it, comb it, sexify it...

CHORUS
Must be that stupid hair,
look at that stupid hair.
Stupid hair, you better believe it.
Stupid hair, I wanna get with it.
Stupid hair's just a barbershop visit away.
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