99 Problems + 99 Cents Only Store = Scary Halloween Kids!

  • 12 years ago
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You don't have to be rich to be a witch.
99 Problems + 99 Luftballoons + 99 Cents.

Apologies to Jay-Z, Nena, and Weird Al.

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99 Problems for 99 kids who take over the 99 Cents Only store for Halloween.
Video budget: 99¢.
Shot at http://99only.com
Someone please do Prince "1999" at the 99only store too!

Intro/outro shot by http://ElizabethBull.com

Thanks to all the kids and families, and to Miss Alvarez for choreographing. Thank you Miss Debbie Van Der Meulen.
Also the Schiffers and the 99 Cents Only store. Yes, you have the best tomatoes.

Peace to Jay-Z, Rick Rubin, and Nena.

LYRICS

If you're havin' candy problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one

I got the trick control for the treat patrol
Zombies wanna see they casket's closed
Critics say we wearing those panty ho's
But we rock the 99, cause we're candy pros
I'm twelve years old, pumpkins in a row
If you don't like Halloween you can press fast forward
U don't scare me here, just so you knows
This is where we come when we got some dough
My costume's bad, my mom says so
She says I'm just a basket case so
We'll be the ghouls tappin on your glass
People gonna say I don't got no class
I go rags to riches... I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one
Hit me

99 problems but a witch aint one
If you're havin' candy problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one
99 problems but a witch aint one

Once upon a time not too long ago
Children of the corn got you scared fo' sho'
But ghouls and witches with broomsticks too
Gonna eat up your chocolate and jellybeans, fool!
Skeletons vampires bats and black cats
I got Jackolanterns and that's a fact
I got my parents scared, now YOU on the run
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one
Hit me

99 problems but a witch aint one
If you're havin' candy problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one
Hit me

You're crazy for this one, Ari... S'your boy!
Or it's your girl! Or it's your home style biscuit!
Home skilla biscuit.

99 Luftballoons
99 Luftballoons
99 Luftballoons
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich - I'll sing a song for you
Von 99 Luftballons - Of 99 Luftballoons
Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen - I think of you and let it go.

CREDITS:
Starring Maajida, Cole, Maylene, Amy, Jenna, Hayden, Samantha, Isabella, Hendricks, and Nicole LaLiberte as the Witch
2nd Unit Director / Associate Editor: Catero Colbert
Choreography by Ana Maria Alvarez
Shot/directed/written/edited by Ari Gold
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closed captioned for the hearing impaired.
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